Stephen A. Smith

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I AM HAVING A VERY BAD DAY!

I AM IN NO MOOD!

This, today... is one of the worst days that I've had in a long time! I'm not in the mood to play with anybody!

My brother Bomani Jones is in another booth looking at me, I love that brother - I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU TODAY! I've got producers who have been *very, very* good to me! I've got bosses who have been *very, very* good to me! I've got co-workers that I love - I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYBODY!

My godson... Jonathan Barnes is sitting right in front of me, and I don't want to look at him! I'M TICKED OFF!

I mean, this is just - and Sean Farnham, on "Get up this morning with Mike Greenberg," him and *his* Benedict Arnold self, walking around, having shows on television in the morning, acting like this is just a good day to just laugh - IT'S ALWAYS A LAUGH WITH THE NEW YORK KNICKS FOR NON-NEW YORK KNICKS FANS! I thought Mike Greenberg was a good man! I thought he was a person that didn't like to watch people suffer! And that damn Pablo out there with Bomani, he's standing in the hallway laughing at me, too! This is not funny! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

I mean, this is a terrible, terrible day! I don't know about the rest of youse... I don't know about the rest of youse... But if you are a Knick fan, this is the equivalent of being *kidnapped*, stored in a *basement*, being *tortured*... and then they let you out when you have no use to anybody. I mean, you just can't make this up!

I'm telling you right now, I got an attitude with everybody! **Every** damn body! Even that damn Spike Lee, I heard he's in the Philippines, he's lucky he's not in New York City!

If you are not a Knicks fan, you make me **SICK!** I don't like any of youse! Any of youse! Because every - today is a laughing day for all of youse!

I mean, DAMMIT! It never, ever, ever goes our way! And that damn Golic and Wingo on our radio show this morning, I mean, Trey Wingo - calling me up, "We just wanna make sure you're ok" - **YOU DON'T CARE!** You can pretend all you want, you didn't care about **ME!**

Adrian Wojnarowski, our ultimate insider, you see that look of glee on his face - I know he's objective, I know he's just giving you out the information, but did he have to have that smile on his face, you know, when he was giving us the news? About the New York Knicks? And that damn Mark Tatum, the deputy commissioner of the NBA - him too! I got an attitude with *him*, TOO! Why the hell does he have to hold up those cards? I bet you if somebody else was holding - I bet you if Adam Silver was the one announcing the picks, the Knicks would have had the #1 overall pick - I'm blaming Tatum, too!

I mean, you just can't - the Knicks can't catch a break to save their damn lives! CAN'T CATCH A BREAK! All of you - You gave us James Dolan all of these years... We can't win basketball games, we can't be relevant, prior to the last 20 years it was the Patrick Ewing era, but Michael Jordan kept standing in his way, and Dave Checketts kept lying to us, making us believe we had a chance with Jordan when we knew we couldn't damn well - we had never had a chance! Before that... you got the Trent Tuckers and Rory Sparrows of the world... before that, you had Bernard King or even during that!

New York Knicks haven't won a title since 1973. I was five years old - *FIVE*! I'm 51 years old! It is 46 years and counting since the New York Knicks haven't won a title, and guess what, ladies and gentlemen, had they got Zion Williamson via the #1 overall pick last night, it'd have felt like a title. But we even couldn't get that! I blame the Knicks organization too! What the hell you bring Patrick Ewing up there for? He's not Dave DeBusschere, God rest his soul! If you couldn't deliver us a championship against Jordan, why the hell should we believe he could deliver us ping pong balls?